it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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