I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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