We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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