You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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