Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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