we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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