elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
