You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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