does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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