Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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