No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
