My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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