Is it normal to miss your booty call?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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