Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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