There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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