I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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