Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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