Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You can't just leave with hair like that
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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