Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I could fuck to npr.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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