i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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