ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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