and you said cock pushups were impossible
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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