we have officially lost it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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