I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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