This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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