I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize