the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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