If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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