Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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