no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I look better un-naked...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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