You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
