At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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