He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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