Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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