Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
And then he peed in my hair
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