im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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