I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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