It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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