We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I am mentally ready for anal.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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