Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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