I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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