my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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