the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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