Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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