I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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