Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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