Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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