I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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