Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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