Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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