yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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