Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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