she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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