afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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