i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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