It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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