My hand turned me down
it was like his penis was on wheels.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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