These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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