windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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