there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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