He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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